The Coherent Review: Go see this film.

The Incoherent Review: OMG GO SEE THIS FILM RIGHT NOW ARRGH WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS POST GO GO GO NOW. IT HAS CATE BLANCHETT SPEAKING GERMAN WHILE WEARING A TWO-FOOT-TALL EXPLODING CHRYSANTHEMUM ON HER HEAD. AND WELLS CATHEDRAL. AND PAPIST PLOTS.

MADE OF WIN.